Wedding in Red – Perfect Marriage

The Guitar Player with Terrible Dandruff

“Dear guest” the invitation read “you have been invited to the wedding of Prissy Ladida to Humperdinck Leopold the ” The long awaited announcement sent ripples of excitement through the high society circles of the town. This would be the celebrity event of the year; probably of the decade, just to be invited to this would forever make you famous. No doubt it would also be unsurpassed for pomp and splendor.
The chef had spent many long hours preparing the cake and the servants had set out the tables a beautiful white with silver utensils and serviettes wonderfully folded in the shapes of cranes. The whole set-up having cost many thousands but it was going to be worth it!
As the guests started to arrive the waiters whizzed around holding platters of cheese and champagne to the people chatting and waiting for the reception to start. After a while almost all the guests had arrived, and were shuffled into the beautiful century’s old cathedral with huge dangling chandeliers and lovely old pews. The cathedral quickly filled and the old organ started to play the wedding music. Prissy walked down the red carpet o to the stage and the vicar married them.
After the wedding they all headed to the lovely very large old restaurant that they had booked and sat down at the beautiful white tables that had previously been set out. Soon the chefs arrived with the main course and they feasted on all the food you can think of! After dinner as for tradition they sing a few songs before cutting and sharing the cake. So they gathered around and the musicians jumped up on stage with the main guitar player sitting up on the window ledge right above the centre on the stage.
As they started to play all of a sudden something rather small and white fell on the piano “What was that” the pianist wondered then he saw something else fall “Wow what are they” he said to himself. That’s when he looked up and to his horror he saw that the guitar player above him was shaking his head to the music, and every time he did a steady stream of dandruff was falling from his head! Soon the whole stage had a very even, thin layer of dandruff covering it! Everyone in the audience didn’t seem to be bothered by it… everyone but Humperdinck and his wife who were standing still obviously in shock and horror! After the song the restaurant staff cleared the stage and the cake was served out but Prissy and Humperdinck had lost their appetite. This wedding had cost them so much and was going so well till now and to make matters worse this is going to be on the front page tomorrow!
After what seemed like forever the guests went home and Humperdinck and his wife could finally go to bed. In the morning Humperdinck went and got the newspaper and surely enough there was a picture of the dandruff floating down from the ceiling. Humperdinck read the title: Impossible Effects! He quickly read the caption under the photo it read: Impossible effects never before have people been able to fake snow so well especially so evenly spread out.