My brother is getting married and i want to get him and his fiancee something funny/weird as a fake gift. preferrably something seperate for each. So when they open it later on after the wedding i want them to be like “wtf” then start laaughing. any ideas?
Posts Tagged ‘Funny’
Funny schitt?
15
May
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not always equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N’SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. Hickey’s are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT :
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED (RHETT) is not a Kool Aid flavor, it’s a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
It’s not that long just read it.
Funny, FUNNY!!!?
09
May
Ok my cousin sent me this I thought it was funny a lil sterotypical but SOOOOOOOO True lol. It’s a lil long but I know you will enjoy it, so read on!!
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. Hickey’s are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it’s a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
Can you suggest a funny limerick or wording for a wedding invite….?
21
Apr
I am getting married 2nd sept 2010 and wanted some funny wording for a wedding invite and maybe anotheer on a similar theme for save the date cards and menu etc.
We have a 3 month old son who will be about 18months when we get married we have been together for about 4 years. Any ideas – must be funny and not traditional!
Would it look funny if my wedding dress was white and red and?
17
Apr
all the rest of the bridal party on both sides (mine and his) were all wearing black and white?
I better add this now: the girls are all wearing long black dresses with white sashes and the guys are all wearing black suits with white shirt black tie. husband to be is wearing all black with white tie or possibly will wear exactly what the other guys are wearing.
So would it look funny with me wearing white/red??
Please serious answers only. I know its my wedding and I can wear whatever I want but I don’t want to look odd. I can also have this same dress made white/black.
Thanks
Thanks everyone for answering so far.
so here is the deal: I found a red a white dress in the beginning of planing fell in love with it But due to some financial issues I couldnt buy that one so I found a good deal on craigslist for a white trimmed in black dress which I liked at the beginning so I had all the ladies get black dresses, now we can afford the dress that I really like white/red But can not ask everyone to buy new dresses so…
our colors are back, white and red.
the wedding ceremony was going to be the black and white (flowers, pew bows etc..) and the reception hall had all 3 colors: black table cloths, white toppers and red and white flowers for the centerpieces, also the red is going to be else where as well.
So thats the dilema
Thanks everyone for answering. we have decided that I will go for the red/white dress. myside will still be wearing black dresses/white sashes and each will be carrying a red bouquet
the guys will all have a red buttoniere and also be wearing black
Thanks Again
Funny valentine songs?
20
Mar
for a valentine gift, I’m making a C.D. & I want it to be funny.
Any funny valentine songs ?
What are some unique, fun, funny, interesting wedding ideas you have?
15
Mar
I am getting married soon, and I want this day to be one that I can remember for the rest of my life, not just a day that I’m bored with and can’t wait to have it done with.
I’ve thought of many things but currently my mind has run dry.
I’ve thought of things like:
Picture matting instead of an actual guest book.
A Candy bar, purchasing candy online in bulk for cheap.
DIY chandalier trees
And a few other things, like a picture booth (For south Dakota is a big deal hhaa)
Any other ideas?
Londons Times Funny Cow Cartoons – Cow in the Red Dress – Greeting Cards-6 Greeting Cards with envelopes
08
Feb
Product Description
Cow in the Red Dress Greeting Card is measuring 5.5w x 5.5h. Greeting Cards are sold in sets of 6 or 12. Give these fun cards to your frieds and family as gift cards, thank you notes, invitations or for any other occasion. Greeting Cards are blank inside and come with white envelopes…. More >>